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Broont & Van Helsing: Zombie Makers

Science must be done — and mad scientists Reginald Broont and Billy Van Helsing won’t let anything stop them from creating the perfect zombie: Not jobs as summer camp counselors, the criminal justice system, mechanical sharks, Swiss agitprop, an alarming lack of athletic skill, or even ninjas. Especially not ninjas.

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Take the All-Mart

Trip’s a post-modern cyborg with a head full of mind-machine interface gear and an ego no head can contain. His brother Rudy’s gut houses a miniature chemical factory constantly pumping THC directly into his bloodstream and yet he still can barely tolerate Trip. They roar into the Wasteland hoping to escape the wrath of a jilted warlord queen — and end up having to take on a sentient, zombie-filled, world-devouring department store for the love of a sexy, orgy-loving cyber-chick. And a reward. Okay, mostly the reward.

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Greed Sloth Arrogance and Shame

Near omnipotent tyrants returned from the dead. Cyborg ennui. Undead lawyers and polygamist cannibals. Human brains in alien pets. Alien invasions through capitalism. Self-dissection and pleasure nanomachines. Slave-owning robots. Squirrels and pigeons at war. All that and more in ten darkly comic science fiction stories of greed, sloth, arrogance, and shame from J.I.Greco.

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