ROCKETSHIP PATROL

“It’s too soon to mutiny, isn’t it?”
“It is only your first day.”

In the sleepiest corner of a sleepy backwater of a solar system, on a patrol rocketship well past her prime, rookie police officer Dana Loy is about to cross paths with a snarky ship’s computer, a shiftless, drunken commanding officer, a psychotically single-minded criminal mastermind, a love-struck robot out for revenge, alien scavengers suffering from a nasty case of the shell-rot, and an entire fleet of pirates.

Her first day on the job may just be her last.

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TAKE THE ALL-MART!

A devastated post-apocalyptic wasteland…
A gang of hoverboard-riding, cannibalistic bounty hunters…
A zombie-filled, world-devouring, sentient department store…

…And two idiot cyborgs in a two-hundred year old mind-controlled Dodge Swinger running from a jilted warlord queen and willing to take it all on for the love of an orgy-loving cyber-nun. And for a reward. Okay, mostly for the reward.

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WE’RE GOING TO WAR!

An army of robots built from spare parts…
A cult of alien-god worshiping squids…
A nano-mechanical ex-zombie queen just trying to find her place in the world…

…And two idiot cyborgs out to con their neighbors into going to war for fun and profit.

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THE ZOMBIE MAKERS

Science must be done — and mad scientists Reginald Broont and Billy Van Helsing won’t let anything stop them from creating the perfect zombie: Not jobs as summer camp counselors, the criminal justice system, mechanical sharks, Swiss agitprop, an alarming lack of athletic skill, or even ninjas. Especially not ninjas.

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GREED SLOTH ARROGANCE AND SHAME

Near omnipotent tyrants returned from the dead. Cyborg ennui. Human brains in alien pets. Alien invasions through capitalism. Self-dissection and pleasure nanomachines. Slave-owning robots. Squirrels and pigeons at war. All that and more in nine darkly comic science fiction stories of greed, sloth, arrogance, and shame from J.I.Greco.

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J.I.Greco is many things: Writer, doodler, gentleman reprobate, aspiring curmudgeon, uncompromisingly corruptible, intermittently dependable, and offputtingly awkward in most social situations.

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Take the All-Mart! Now Available from Audible Reprobates of the Wasteland #1 is available as an audiobook, narrated by the talented Michael A. Smith, is now available from Amazon and Audible.
 
Rocketship Patrol Now Available from Audible The Rocketship Patrol audiobook, narrated brilliantly by Sara Mackie, is now available from Amazon and Audible.