ROCKETSHIP PATROL“It’s too soon to mutiny, isn’t it?” In the sleepiest corner of a sleepy backwater of a solar system, on a patrol rocketship well past her prime, rookie police officer Dana Loy is about to cross paths with a snarky ship’s computer, a shiftless, drunken commanding officer, a psychotically single-minded criminal mastermind, a love-struck robot out for revenge, alien scavengers suffering from a nasty case of the shell-rot, and an entire fleet of pirates. Her first day on the job may just be her last. |
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TAKE THE ALL-MART!A devastated post-apocalyptic wasteland… …And two idiot cyborgs in a two-hundred year old mind-controlled Dodge Swinger running from a jilted warlord queen and willing to take it all on for the love of an orgy-loving cyber-nun. And for a reward. Okay, mostly for the reward. |
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WE’RE GOING TO WAR!An army of robots built from spare parts… …And two idiot cyborgs out to con their neighbors into going to war for fun and profit. |
THE ZOMBIE MAKERSScience must be done — and mad scientists Reginald Broont and Billy Van Helsing won’t let anything stop them from creating the perfect zombie: Not jobs as summer camp counselors, the criminal justice system, mechanical sharks, Swiss agitprop, an alarming lack of athletic skill, or even ninjas. Especially not ninjas. |
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GREED SLOTH ARROGANCE AND SHAMENear omnipotent tyrants returned from the dead. Cyborg ennui. Human brains in alien pets. Alien invasions through capitalism. Self-dissection and pleasure nanomachines. Slave-owning robots. Squirrels and pigeons at war. All that and more in nine darkly comic science fiction stories of greed, sloth, arrogance, and shame from J.I.Greco. Ebook: Kindle | Nook | Smashwords | iTunes |
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