Take the All-Mart!
Take the All-Mart! The post-apocalyptic, pre-singularity science fiction buddy comedy road trip adventure! Available for Kindle What the Heck is Take the All-Mart! About? The world's been flattened and rebuilt a dozen times over -- but not the Wasteland. It stayed flattened, the perfect place for a couple of cyborg reprobates on the run. Reprobates like Trip, with a head full of mind-machine interface gear, and his brother Rudy, his gut home to a chemical factory constantly pumping THC directly into his bloodstream. Fleeing to the Wasteland in their two-hundred-year-old mind-controlled Dodge after Trip left a warlord queen on the altar and Rudy almost killed her ...
Broont & Van Helsing: Zombie Makers
Broont & Van Helsing: Zombie Makers Making the perfect zombie isn't all drudgery... you do get to kill people. Available Exclusively for Kindle They Just Want to Build the Perfect Zombie Science must be done -- and mad scientists Reginald Broont and Billy Van Helsing won't let anything keep them from creating the perfect zombie: Not jobs as summer camp counselors, the criminal justice system, mechanical sharks, Swiss agitprop, an alarming lack of athletic skill, or even ninjas. Especially not ninjas. Broont & Van Helsing: Zombie Makers The Soundtrack This is the music I listened to the most while writing Zombie Makers, and usually on infinite loop. • Rocket ...
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Ah, Conan the Destroyer. The Rodney Dangerfield of Conan movies. But you know what, at the risk of being labelled an idiot, I have to admit I kinda like it better than Conan the Barbarian (the original one, not the new version, which I haven’t seen, and I’m still on the fence about seeing —… [Read the Rest]
Since I could go senile at any moment, I figured it might make sense to make a list of things I prefer so they know how to entertain me (or conversely piss me off) in the nursing home. I prefer… Hogan’s Heroes to M*A*S*H Deep Space Nine to Voyager Larry Niven to David Niven Conan… [Read the Rest]
I look up from cutting the chicken for dinner and out the back window I spot a white and black spot on the lawn, back near the treeline where the groundhogs have their nest/burrow/whatever. Takes me a second to recognize it as the neighbor’s cat, sprawled out on the grass. Enjoying the setting sun, no… [Read the Rest]
I do my own covers for my books. Not just because I’m too cheap to pay someone else to do them, but also because I fancy myself the artist. The self-taught artist at that–which I think my art clearly demonstrates. Anyway, my dubious talents aside, there are some really good books out there on the… [Read the Rest]
In 1987 someone made a movie of the novel Tarnsman of Gor for some reason. Here’s why you should track it down and mock it: Big 80′s haired slave girls dancing with each other while frumpier and bitter slave girls serve drinks with sidecars of glowering condescension. WWE-level Slave Girl fighting! With acrobatics, menacing circling, hair pulling,… [Read the Rest]
1989′s Arena is, inarguably, the finest alien wrestling/boxing/gladiatorial fighting film produced in 1989. And, I venture to prognosticate sight unseen, it is arguably a finer film than Real Steel. And here’s why: Cyborgs! The fighters take so much damage in the ring, they must get replacement mechanical parts to keep on fighting. Or I assume. Doesn’t… [Read the Rest]
