ROCKETSHIP PATROL Pop Quiz: You are rookie DUPES officer Dana Loy, fresh out of the Drantini Unified Police and Emergency Services academy, reporting for your first day of duty aboard Patrol Rocketship 8724. What challenges are you likely to encounter on your first day as an officer of the law in the sleepiest back corner of the sleepiest star system in the sector? A) Paperwork B) Routine traffic stops C) A lecherous drunk of a commanding officer, a love-struck robot out for revenge, unscrupulous alien scavengers, an entire fleet of pirates, and a psychotic criminal mastermind D) All of the above If you answered "D", congratulations! ...
Take the All-Mart!
REPROBATES OF THE WASTELAND DEATH BLIMPS OF DOOM! Trip's got a problem. The new warlord in charge of Chinese-occupied southern California is cracking down on the gray markets where he sells his knock-off pre-Apocalypse relics, cutting off a significant source of easy revenue. So what's a cyborg to do? Find the rebels, crash a dirigible into them, and try to sell them guns, that's what. Death Blimps of Doom! is a short story prequel to Take the All-Mart!, the first book in the Reprobates of the Wasteland series. Get Your Copy Today! Ebook: Kindle TAKE THE ALL-MART! Brothers. Cyborgs. Con-men. Idiots. Roaring into the post-apocalyptic Wasteland on the run from ...
Broont & Van Helsing: Zombie Makers
THE ZOMBIE MAKERS Making a better zombie isn't all drudgery... you do get to kill people! Mad scientist Reginald Broont won't let anything stop him from fulfilling his life's dream of creating a domesticated zombie: Not a summer camp full of innocent children, the criminal justice system, mechanical sharks, mail-order Swiss agitprop, an alarming lack of athletic skill, or even falling in love with a psychopathic ninja. Especially not falling in love with a psychopathic ninja. Get Your Copy Today! Ebook: Kindle | Nook Paperback: Amazon | Barnes & Noble
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Ever wonder what life was like in Cali for Trip and Rudy before they took the Wasteland by storm? Well, you’re in luck.
DEATH BLIMPS OF DOOM! is a short story prequel to TAKE THE ALL-MART! It’s brand spanking new, and available right now for free from Smashwords in every eBook format under the sun. It’s also available from Amazon, but for arcane reasons only Amazon can explain, it won’t be free there for a at least a couple of weeks (it’s 99 cents until then, still durn cheap, if I do say so myself).
In DEATH BLIMPS OF DOOM!, Trip’s got a problem. The new warlord in charge of Chinese-occupied southern California is cracking down on the gray markets where he sells his knock-off pre-Apocalypse relics, cutting off a significant source of easy revenue. So what’s a cyborg to do? Find the rebels, crash a dirigible into them, and try to sell them guns, that’s what.
The Kindle version of DEATH BLIMPS OF DOOM! also includes the first three chapters of TAKE THE ALL-MART!, because why not? (The Smashwords version does not, for un-arcane reasons: Smashwords apparently doesn’t understand the concept of offering a preview of one book in another book. Idiotic, but what ya gonna do?)
It’s evening in Bunker 23, the Canadian Club Reserve and Ginger Ale is flowing, and it’s time to announce the winners of the big Spill audiobook download drawing.
So congrats to
- Sharon M
- Bob B
- Michael K
- Wounded G
These winners were chosen at random from all the names on my newsletter list as of Nine P.M. Eastern tonight. The losers were not chosen at random, they just kind of happened by default.
If I don’t drink too much, the winners should see an email with details tomorrow. If any winner’s email bounces, I’ll pick another name until I give all five away, or I discover the majority of the addresses on my mailing list are fake.
Okay, so, here’s the deal…
I’m giving away five downloadable copies of the Audible audiobook version of SPILL, produced and read (quite admirably, I note) by Dan Boice.
On July 23rd 2013, I’ll be selecting five names at random from my newsletter mailing list, and those five people will each get a code for a free downloadable copy of SPILL from Audible. Simple enough, right?
To qualify for the random drawing, all you have to do is be a member of my mailing list on July 23rd.
If you’re already on my mailing list, you’re already entered for the drawing. Congrats.
If you’re not already on my newsletter mailing list, all you need to do is sign up by July 23rd, and not only will you automatically be entered in the drawing, you’ll also get a free downloadable eBook copy of my short story collection, GREED SLOTH ARROGANCE AND SHAME, a $3.99 value, just for signing up.
Quite a deal, right?
Yes, yes it is.