Rocketship Patrol
ROCKETSHIP PATROL "It's too soon to mutiny, isn't it?" "It is only your first day." In the sleepiest corner of a sleepy backwater of a solar system, on a patrol rocketship well past her prime, rookie police officer Dana Loy is about to cross paths with a snarky ship's computer, a shiftless, drunken commanding officer, a psychotically single-minded criminal mastermind, a love-struck robot out for revenge, alien scavengers suffering from a nasty case of the shell-rot, and an entire fleet of pirates. Her first day on the job may just be her last. Ebook: Kindle Paperback: Amazon
Take the All-Mart!
Reprobates of the Wasteland The post-apocalyptic, pre-singularity science fiction buddy comedy road trip adventure! #1: Take the All-Mart! #2: We're Going to War! TAKE THE ALL-MART! A devastated post-apocalyptic wasteland... A gang of hoverboard-riding, cannibalistic bounty hunters... A zombie-filled, world-devouring, sentient department store... ...And two idiot cyborgs in a two-hundred year old mind-controlled Dodge Swinger running from a jilted warlord queen and willing to take it all on for the love of an orgy-loving cyber-nun. And for a reward. Okay, mostly for the reward. Ebook: Kindle Paperback: Amazon WE'RE GOING TO WAR! An army of robots built from spare parts... A cult of alien-god worshiping squids... A nano-mechanical ex-zombie queen just trying to find ...
Broont & Van Helsing: Zombie Makers
THE ZOMBIE MAKERS Science must be done -- and mad scientists Reginald Broont and Billy Van Helsing won't let anything stop them from creating the perfect zombie: Not jobs as summer camp counselors, the criminal justice system, mechanical sharks, Swiss agitprop, an alarming lack of athletic skill, or even ninjas. Especially not ninjas. Ebook: Kindle Paperback: Amazon Broont & Van Helsing: Zombie Makers The Soundtrack This is the music I listened to the most while writing Zombie Makers, and usually on infinite loop. • Rocket Ship - K. McCarty • Firestarter - The Prodigy • Tanta Pena - Juno Reactor • Lunar Lake - April March & Steve Hanft • ...
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Evil Universe Newsletter Sign-Up Want to know when the latest J.I.Greco title is ready for your ravenous consumption? Of course you do -- so sign on up to the Evil Universe Newsletter. It's easy! It's free! It's sent by e-mail! And as a Thank You, when you sign up, you'll get a coupon code for a free e-copy of his short story collection, Greed Sloth Arrogance and Shame. Email Address (Required) Email Format html text mobile // 40) return; mce_preload_checks++; try { var jqueryLoaded=jQuery; } catch(err) { ...
New trailers for a couple of the movies I’m looking forward to came out within the span of 24 hours of each other: Star Trek Into Darkness and Man of Steel.
After watching the trailers, I’m still excited about Into Darkness (and still convinced the bad guy is Kahn, using an assumed name), and finally excited about Man of Steel. Looks like we’re getting a twist on the origin story of Superman — and that’s a good thing.
What with Elysium looking promising, all Iron Man 3 has to do is not suck as hard as 2 and it’ll be a good summer movie season.…
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In the 1940s, noted scuba diving enthusiast and bald science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke came up with the idea for the telecommunications satellite. Others took his idea and ran with it, culminating in today’s reality show saturated media universe.
In that tradition, I would like someone to run with this idea:
Socks that match themselves.
The socks would contain RFID tags that, when coupled with a sound-making device, would act as homing beacons to direct you via sonic cues to their matching counterpart. All you’d have to do to ensure your socks always match is pay a small child, or if you’re a cheap bastard, train a dog, to use one sock to track down the other.…
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So, my new novel’s out, just in time for the holidays. It’s called Spill, and as befitting the spirit of the holidays, it chronicles the complete and utter destruction of Earth.
Spill tells the story of Salona Aoki-Washington. On her 16th birthday the terminally-ill head of the world’s largest mega-corporation puts her plan to rid the Earth of its alien overlords and avenge her father’s death into motion, releasing an untested nano-engineered terror weapon against the aliens. While the aliens are chased from the planet, humanity’s celebration is short-lived. Now facing a one-two punch of alien retaliation from orbit, and a rapidly evolving nano-weapon that intends to transform the Earth into something more to its liking, humanity’s last hope of survival resides with a pair of cybernetically-enhanced human collaborators who are more interested in looting than saving the world.…
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So, Lucas has gone and sold Lucasfilm lock stock and barrel to Disney, and Disney’s jumping right into the money-making machine and producing new Star Wars movies for 2015 and beyond.
What this means for Star Wars is of course more — and without Lucas at the helm screwing things up, possibly better — Star Wars movies. Which is good.
But then again it also means, at some point, an inevitable reboot. Which is bad.
It means more Star Wars on TV. Which is good, if it’s the oft-talked-about live action Star Wars underworld series. But which is bad if it’s more dren like the upcoming Seth Green animated sitcom (which reminds me so much of the animated Space Balls it’s a wonder Mel Brooks isn’t listed on the credits).…
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• Take the All-Mart! Now Available from Audible Reprobates of the Wasteland #1 is available as an audiobook, narrated by the talented Michael A. Smith, is now available from Amazon and Audible.
• Rocketship Patrol Now Available from Audible The Rocketship Patrol audiobook, narrated brilliantly by Sara Mackie, is now available from Amazon and Audible.
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